CRAPTACULAR”

“THAT’S

crap·tac·u·lar

/krap`takyələr/

adverb:

  1. some spectacular bulls**t meant to distract you from your purpose.

  2. unneeded undesired actions that can take you off balance if you let it.

  3. a feeling of pain like a tack right in the a** that astonishes you, catching you off guard.

noun:

  1. person engaging in the act of presenting people with spectacular bulls**t.

  2. an individual unable to accept, grasp, or understand that their intent is to distract others; the embodiment of a spectacular bulls**tter.

Examples:

  1. That’s craptacular, when you use those deprecating remarks that you say about yourself.

  2. “How you spoke to me, that’s craptacular!

  3. Suzie-Q's attitude, that’s craptacular.

  4. How you disregard your creativity, that’s craptacular.

  5. Holding yourself hostage for negative past actions, lacking self forgiveness, that’s craptacular.

Use “That's Craptacular” instead of the "socially offensive" word you might be contemplating.

That's Craptacular Bulls**t Distraction Meter:

An internal conversation you might be having with yourself. Things you might experience, hear and or do during your life's journey, if you don't take care to learn, watch, know, and believe who you are.

This may or may not be your thinking, but possibly somebody that you know.

“THOSE THOUGHTS YOU THINK CAN NEVER BE KEPT SECRET.”

— Dr. RDLP